23. Mariah Carey
Christian, 5’9″ and curvy, social drinker, and absolutely no smoking. These are a few of the things you can learn about the one and only Mariah Carey from her Match.com profile. That’s right, while it may be slightly more respectable than Tinder, at least in some peoples eyes, Match.com is an online dating program that promises to match you up with the true love of your life. It uses complex algorithms that will supposedly weed through all the duds and find you a stud. It’s unlikely that Ms. Carey found anyone from her time spent in the online world, but at least it gave a few guys the slightest glimpse of hope that they would land the world renowned pop star.