13. Crew Rooms Are Tight
Contextually, the word tight could be something positive. That’s not the case here. Crew rooms, unless one is part of the crew piloting the ship, are less equipped than many jail cells. Stand in the middle and one can touch every wall. The bed is big enough for one. Don’t pack too many clothes. There’s no room. The idea is to make a place for the crew to sleep, not “socialize,” and by socialize I mean sex. That said, I doubt any crew bed is pure after one voyage.